And thus I clothe my naked villainy.: Archive

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Jan 26th

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Jan 20th

“Divide by zero? Fuck that shit.”

– My calc professor

Jan 19th

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Last night I had a dream that I taught my dad how...

It was fucking awesome.

Jan 5th

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Dec 24th

Free at last muthafucka!

Dec 16th

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Dec 15th

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Dec 15th

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20174577 →

Dec 15th

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My school, once construction is done. Score!

Dec 12th

Cool story bro

Today my suitemate went to the vending machine and purchased a Coke, but what came out was not a Coke. The bottle he received had the Coke logo on it, but instead of being filled with cola, there was a stuffed polar bear with a Coca-Cola scarf, a dollar bill, and 2 quarters. Pretty neat thing have happen. And way better than most other things you could find in your food.

Dec 8th

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5 Tips to Get Past Finals Week →

Dec 6th

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Dec 4th

Waking up after the sun is already down.

Fuck!

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Nov 20th

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“Stop saying ‘11/11/11’ only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens...”

– @MikeDrucker Via Tweet Picks on Happy Place (via siddman)

Nov 12th

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Nov 9th

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Nov 7th

My teeth feel like I've been chewing on rocks.

Fuck!

Nov 4th

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So far, this has been the fucking sickest weekend...

And its still only Saturday afternoon.

Oct 29th

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Productive as fuck!

If I was this productive in high school, I would be at Harvard right now.

Oct 28th

It only takes once.

About two weeks ago, I ended up taking a 6 hour nap in the middle of the day. That night, I couldn’t sleep because I was so well rested, and was therefore up unreasonably late. That late night left me tired the next day, thus leading me to another afternoon nap, which would in turn keep me up. It’s been like that ever since.

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Oct 21st

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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”

– Aziz Ansari on Letterman

Oct 18th

“It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if...”

– Stephen Fry (via bringtheruckuss)

Oct 18th

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“It just sort of happens one day. One day and it’s just gone. And you can...”

Oct 15th

when it comes time to use the knife I won’t flinch and I won’t blame you, as I drive along the shore alone as the palms wave, the ugly heavy palms, as the living does not arrive as the dead do not leave, I won’t blame you, instead I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me everything you had and how I offered you what was left of me, and...

Oct 10th

Sep 26th

“Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.”

– Hunter S. Thompson

Sep 24th

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Tingling in the hands and feet Sweating Intestinal disorders (cramps, nausea) Headache Cold symptoms as the lungs begin to clear Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of dependency Insomnia Mental confusion Vagueness Irritability Anxiety Depression

Sep 21st

Better yourself. →

Sep 18th