January 2012
4 posts
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thingsstonerslike: This is something everybody should watch.
Jan 26th
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Jan 20th
“Divide by zero? Fuck that shit.”
– My calc professor
Jan 19th
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Last night I had a dream that I taught my dad how...
It was fucking awesome.
Jan 5th
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December 2011
14 posts
Dec 24th
Free at last muthafucka!
Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20174577 →
Dec 15th
WatchWatch
My school, once construction is done. Score!
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
Cool story bro
Today my suitemate went to the vending machine and purchased a Coke, but what came out was not a Coke. The bottle he received had the Coke logo on it, but instead of being filled with cola, there was a stuffed polar bear with a Coca-Cola scarf, a dollar bill, and 2 quarters. Pretty neat thing have happen. And way better than most other things you could find in your food.
Dec 8th
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5 Tips to Get Past Finals Week →
Dec 6th
Dec 6th
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Dec 4th
Waking up after the sun is already down.
Fuck!
Dec 3rd
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November 2011
5 posts
Nov 20th
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“Stop saying ‘11/11/11’ only happens once in a lifetime. EVERY date only happens...”
– @MikeDrucker Via Tweet Picks on Happy Place (via siddman)
Nov 12th
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Nov 9th
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Nov 7th
My teeth feel like I've been chewing on rocks.
Fuck!
Nov 4th
October 2011
11 posts
1 tag
So far, this has been the fucking sickest weekend...
And its still only Saturday afternoon.
Oct 29th
2 tags
Productive as fuck!
If I was this productive in high school, I would be at Harvard right now.
Oct 28th
It only takes once.
About two weeks ago, I ended up taking a 6 hour nap in the middle of the day. That night, I couldn’t sleep because I was so well rested, and was therefore up unreasonably late. That late night left me tired the next day, thus leading me to another afternoon nap, which would in turn keep me up. It’s been like that ever since.
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Oct 21st
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman
Oct 18th
“It’s now very common to hear people say, “I’m rather offended by that”, as if...”
– Stephen Fry (via bringtheruckuss)
Oct 18th
110 notes
“It just sort of happens one day. One day and it’s just gone. And you can...”
Oct 15th
when it comes time to use the knife I won’t flinch and I won’t blame you, as I drive along the shore alone as the palms wave, the ugly heavy palms, as the living does not arrive as the dead do not leave, I won’t blame you, instead I will remember the kisses our lips raw with love and how you gave me everything you had and how I offered you what was left of me, and...
Oct 10th
September 2011
8 posts
Sep 26th
“Faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.”
– Hunter S. Thompson
Sep 24th
1 note
Tingling in the hands and feet Sweating Intestinal disorders (cramps, nausea) Headache Cold symptoms as the lungs begin to clear Feelings of being an infant: temper tantrums, intense needs, feelings of dependency Insomnia Mental confusion Vagueness Irritability Anxiety Depression
Sep 21st
Better yourself. →
Sep 18th
Sep 11th
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Sep 11th
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Something neat. →
Sep 4th
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August 2011
4 posts
Hmmmmm... →
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Aug 5th
July 2011
6 posts
“I know what I have to do now. I’ve got to keep breathing. Because...”
Jul 29th
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http://inoyan.narod.ru/kaleidoskop.swf →
Jul 26th
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Jul 22nd